And then Einstein said...

Write as your favorite Historical Figure!!!

Only they are inebriated: drunk, stoned, on shrooms- the drug now known to be their personal favorite. (There are many to choose from!)

Okay, so what are we talking about? Politics of the modern world and their views? The wonders of Internet Porn? Nah, let's see what they think about:

Is this why fate brought us together?

Ways they died and arguing over which was the worst:
Hey Kennedy, let's take your car to the theatre! Fuck you Abe!
"Who are you sweetie? That's a cute knight's outfit." "I'm Joan. I did some stuff in France. Then some English twats burned me as a witch. It sucked. God only knows why I'm here."

Wise Words by Wise Men Write Wise Words in Wise Pen- Ghengis, your thoughts.

Lincoln, go with this.... And then the wolves came *Dramatic bow out.

*****

You know, an hour behind the scenes of the filming of Bill and Ted. Yes, you can be Keanu.

You're welcome.

I love you too.

No, you scroll down.

Yes, I love you. Now go.

*Sigh... I wubs yew tew wubby wubby...

Are you really still reading this.

Shhh...goooooo